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Heineken


Heineken tastes as
bad as eleven naked
men around me feels.
(haiku by Mike)



Heineken


I'd like to give the
world a Heineken and watch
it say, "Um, no thanks."



Hilfswerk


It's a problem when
kitty's waist circumference
dwarfs your children's heads
(haiku by Megan)



Holiday Inn


Cal takes it in stride
when ignorance meets greatness.
Virtuous patience.



hotels.com


The littlest gifts
make the biggest impressions.
Color him bought off.



Ideacast


He's looking for Ted
aged eighteen to thirty-five
enjoys sports, shaving



Ikea


The perfect present
for a girl carrying a
yepsen of water



Ipod


Half-Yank, half-Canuck
Lil' Ms. Feist and I are meant
to be together.



Jägermeister


Pastel sweaters and
sweater vests are very in
season with this crowd.



JC Penney


Practical practice
for stealthy shenanigans
down in the basement



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