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Planters


The fastest way to
a man's heart is not through his
stomach but his nose



Politiken


what a grand culture
where feminist gay bullshit
can sell newspapers
(haiku by Brent)



Post Office


Gift delivery
by chimney isn't easy
even for Santa



Puntomatic


Next stop, off-off-off
off-off-off-off-off-off-off
off-off-off Broadway.



Red Stripe


the lamp needs to learn
how to drink responsibly.
poor little flower.
(haiku by Peter)



Robin des Bois


I love you I hate
you I love you I hate you
Oh God kill me now
(haiku by the Doc)



Schneider Weisse


beer beer yodel beer
lederhosen paradox
frothy miracle
(haiku by Dyanna)



Science World


Puzzling pilots
zone out and wonder where have
all the brain cells gone



Sears


Makes it seem as if
grownuphood is as easy
as turning pages



Senseo


Message re: women:
they're so sweet, but don't take their
words at face value



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