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adhaiku dot com It's the world's best commercials and haiku for each |
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Planters
The fastest way to a man's heart is not through his stomach but his nose |
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Politiken
what a grand culture where feminist gay bullshit can sell newspapers (haiku by Brent) |
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Post Office
Gift delivery by chimney isn't easy even for Santa |
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Puntomatic
Next stop, off-off-off off-off-off-off-off-off-off off-off-off Broadway. |
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Red Stripe
the lamp needs to learn how to drink responsibly. poor little flower. (haiku by Peter) |
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Robin des Bois
I love you I hate you I love you I hate you Oh God kill me now (haiku by the Doc) |
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Schneider Weisse
beer beer yodel beer lederhosen paradox frothy miracle (haiku by Dyanna) |
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Science World
Puzzling pilots zone out and wonder where have all the brain cells gone |
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Sears
Makes it seem as if grownuphood is as easy as turning pages |
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Senseo
Message re: women: they're so sweet, but don't take their words at face value |
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