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AACL
I just want a dog who's current on the culture then I'll look way cool (haiku by Megan) |
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Aalborg University
i'm not sure 'bout you but i thought the motto was "pretend it's a box" (haiku by Corinne) |
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AAPT
For his next birthday I'm getting my brother a JUST EATEN BEANS shirt |
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ABC
And: I know kung fu If you build it, he will come Don't call me Shirley |
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Ace
This would be funny with any song, but the key is the perfect score |
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Adidas
Which NBA star would you most want to have as a camp counselor? |
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Adidas
Johnny Wilkinson is damn good at juggling But Becks is better. |
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Adidas
Trivia: none of these players ended up in the EC final |
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Adidas
During the World Cup I watched this commercial at least two hundred times |
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Adidas
I watched lots of games Not as many as Dan, though He watched every game |
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Adidas
Credit to KG and the ad; I totally buy he could do this |
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Adidas
Seven perfect tens? That's what turns athletes into the stuff of legend |
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Adidas
When I grow up, I'm going to get a truck with a hoop on the back |
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Adidas
Footballitis can affect even the grimmest and baldest of refs |
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Adidas
This man likes to put round objects in square boxes. Why? Footballitis. |
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Air Alaska
They're right, that is wack. It's not easy to play with furry outfits on. |
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Albert Heijn
Ponder this: what's more amusing: men in pig suits or pigs in sweaters? |
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Alexander Keith's
Like the fallen pint this Scottish Nova Scotian leaves us far too soon. |
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Alka Seltzer
Rudolf will endure taunts no longer; Kris Kringle put a stop to that. |
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All-bran
From the Dull Men's Club: More luggage carousels turn counterclockwise. S'true. |
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Altoids
Lady, I need your scorn like I need another blowhole in my head |
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Altoids
Playgrounds and taste tests: apparently domains of fruit-obsessed perverts |
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Amcal
She's had many things: bronchitis, eczema, hives... he's only had piles |
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Amena
This makes me wish I had a picture phone. (And a job.) (And a girlfriend.) |
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American Express
From us Rushmore fans: Wes, please team up with Owen on another script. |
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American Express
Andy won't often face this problem with Roger at his career peak |
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Ameriquest
Cat wants people food Kitty makes a saucy mess Hubby looks real bad |
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Amora
Are there any more amusing forms of singing? If so, let me know. |
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amp'd mobile
Senator's dying Hooker recites reasons why life is worth living |
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Amstel
Where's the wingman in this picture? Chatting up the free samples lady? |
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Amstel
Certain distractions can be disrupting without being displeasing |
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Amstel
It's not exactly a gift, but someone will be getting it real soon |
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Ann Summers
It isn't every day a lingerie model brings you a carved duck |
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Antarctica
Boobs, lampshades, bike seats, tables: they all taste better with Antarctica |
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Apple
Blown up like a grape doing the bloatware waddle Hodgman's laboring. |
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Apple
PC's got a lot of stuff to do before he can do any stuff |
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Apple
When Gisele and Tom split, will the mac guy be the first to call her up? |
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Apple
Mac's facility with foreign languages makes PC feel inept |
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Apple
hello I'm a mac I do hip, creative things like write adhaiku (haiku by Ben) |
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Aquafina
Looked it up at last This song's by The Carpenters Cecil sang it too. |
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arena51
I hate such warnings but I feel obliged to say: Not Quite Safe For Work |
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Arla
What a cute little fuzzy and incredibly dense poochie-wookums |
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Arnet
Want to stalk someone? Arnet makes it easier. Thank you, interweb. |
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Artis
Suuuch a cute mascot Artis the Partis likes all of the animals. |
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ask.com
Don't ask, you don't get But keep on asking and soon you'll get yourself punched |
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ASPCA
Another excuse, à la Doug McKenzie, is, "It was the chair, eh." |
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Atletico
It's death and it's life A tagline for the ages. Goosebumps every time. |
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Athletic Club
A reverse streaker interrupts an otherwise calm nude soccer match |
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Auto CPR
A terrible day undented, inflated, and made good, oh so good |
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Axe
Losing body parts appears to have no effect on that creepy smile |
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Axe
Its side effects may include X-ray vision and leopard-print undies |
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Axe
I'm so hot I make women fuse. (I.e., order ten million Kelvin.) |
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Axe
Total hotties can get away with being late. And they always are. |
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Axe
He'd likely respond: who needs a girlfriend when you control the matrix? |
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Axe
I don't know, sweetheart It looked like a bit more than "just talking" to me |
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Axe
My Axe mannequin is not here for you to flirt with, bitch, so hands off |
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Axe
They can't be human. There's enough spray in the air to choke a continent. |
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Axe
Without a doubt the best part of lifeguard duty is rescues like this |
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Axe
Strange -- I don't recall all this training when I bought Axe at the drugstore. |
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Axe
Advice from the Axe: Cuddle tots and baby cats Eschew iguanas. |
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Axe
Pay this no heed, guys. Chicks totally dig a dude with mad quarters skills. |
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Bacardi and Cola
This spot takes me back to a time I don't recall But I wish I did. |
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Baci
Each time I watch this "Everyday she melts my heart" melts my heart as well |
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Bahamas
Old man Monte is in need of a break. Hence the bahamavention. |
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BAIFF
Tiny car holds a finite number of clowns and infinite sadness |
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BAIFF
A cat with a pipe Frankie doesn't sympathize but neither do I (haiku by Aimee) |
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Barclay's
Barclay's Bank co-opts The Comedy of Errors Shakespeare shills shillings |
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Bangkok Insurance
But what is the chance that the tornado can build another level? (haiku by Ton) |
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Bavaria
If I were the one who handed out the prizes this would win year's best. |
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Bavaria
Stop -- do NOT watch this before first watching last year's Bavaria ad |
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BCLC
Celebrate, fat ones You have a million dollars Yet you remain gross (haiku by Ali) |
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BC Lions
This guy is a big fan of casual Fridays Or else he's just drunk. |
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Becel
Lazy/stupid folk are stuck on an escalator and they can't get up. |
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Beckers
Here's what sold me: "You're much too crispy to have been in the microwave." |
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Belgium
It all started when the chickens found some smokes in the glove compartment |
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Berlitz
Hammer's legacy is now sealed as an unclear enunciator |
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Berlitz
Schnell! Tritt jetzt der Deut- schen Gesellschaft zur Rettung Schiffsbrüchiger bei! (haiku by Maike) |
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Bifi
I'm still not quite sure what the yanking motion is really all about |
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Blockbuster
Little Linda has the breath of Satan and the Eye of the Tiger |
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BM
Blue Kenneth and his eight thumbs don't think much of her old flame Timothy. |
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BM
One day you wake up and realize you married a furry blue puppet |
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BM
Kenneth Antonsen drill sargeant, grilling expert, and now clean-shaven |
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bmi
Next time I'm cooped up on a crowded plane, I'll think of this un-cooped bird |
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Bocatta
I don't speak Spanish but I want to learn, cause I really like this song |
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Boots
It's like watching an army prepping and primping for fabulous war |
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Brands
Take care of the man in the red leotard and he'll take care of you |
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Branston
From 1 to 10, the degree of difficulty here is at least 8. |
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Brawny
If the Brawny man can score with tiramisu then anyone can (haiku by Mike) |
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Brekkies
This doesn't factor in the energy burned off by humping kneecaps |
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Brooks
According to Brooks, you'd best hit the ground running: life is one long jog. |
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Brunswick
I could watch this ad over and over. In fact, I do every day. |
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Budis
Power walking: not as funny as curling, but funnier than luge |
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Bud Light
A prime candidate for most versatile word in the English language |
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Bud Light
If you're not into the whole brevity thing, there's El Duderino. |
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Bud Light
Let's get one thing straight: Nobody tells Jackie Moon how to advertise |
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Bud Light
In this office, the hope for beer turns every day into Tourette's Day |
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Bud Light
Biggest difference between quality of ad and product: Bud Light. |
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Bud Light
I love you for your ulterior emotions and taste in soft rock |
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Budweiser
I know that I said "How ya doin." But I meant "Shuddupa your face." |
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Budweiser
Next up for this guy: testicular compression. I.e., ball-busting. |
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Budweiser
They need a show like Battlestar Galactica that they'll both enjoy |
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Budweiser
I cannot believe this jackass is going to be my son-in-law |
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Budweiser
The secret to good listening: strategically placed televisions |
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Buenos Aires Zoo
I would like this to be an animated .gif looping on my screen. |
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Burger King
Watch your back, pardner. Mustachioed grandmas deep in bridge spell trouble. |
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Burger King
Everything's just right and conditions are perfect. It's time for business. |
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Burger King
I love group meetings. Messages like these make them totally worthwhile. |
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Burger King
Hootie, no Blowfish And, like An American Tale Streets are paved with cheese. |
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Cadbury's
Eggs plan their ends with sadomasochistic glee and repeated goos. |
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Cadbury's
Oh creamy centers chocolate goodness arrayed traps flap splat blat: destroyed (haiku by Amy) |
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Cadbury's
Few gorillas like Phil Collins' "In The Air Tonight". Fewer still drum it. |
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Cadillac
This lets you pinpoint precisely the moment when Caddies lost their style. |
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California Walnuts
Mister Nutcracker, meet the mean streets; Tchaikovsky, meet Midnight Cowboy |
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Calve
No, I said that was a whole nother ball of wax not whole bowl of wax |
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Calve
I'm fascinated; what is in the LIFE machine? And how does LIFE taste? |
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Calve
Smart little kid knows it's not how far you kick it it's where the ball lands |
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Canadian Film Centre
I didn't post this just cause it's Canadian but that doesn't hurt |
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Canadian Film Centre
More than Joe Camel or the Marlboro Man, this makes me want a smoke. |
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Canal Digital
Youngster picks up an important lesson: never put down the remote. |
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Candida
She's just lifeguarding over the summer break to pay for dental school |
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careerbuilder.com
Pieces of my lost potential stare at me in others' happiness. (haiku by Mike) |
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careerbuilder.com
Chimps are beyond cool. They wear suits; they answer phones; they work for Yeknom. |
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careerbuilder.com
They might be crude, but You have to hand it to them: Monkeys know funny. |
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careerbuilder.com
I've said it before and I will say it again: monkeys are awesome. |
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careerbuilder.com
Willful ignorance of poor stats is more fun than acknowledging them. |
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careerbuilder.com
I can't wait to do this during my officemate's exit seminar. |
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Carling
A birthday with friends is better with a cold beer. Bring your best snowsuit. (haiku by Tim) |
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Carling
Friendship over truth? Ev'ry time, mate, ev'ry time. One small step for man. (haiku by Drew) |
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Carling
Am I alive? Check. Breathing? Check. Is my beer cold? Oh no... disaster. |
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Carlsberg
Why Germans import Carlsberg at all's beyond me. German beer's better. |
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Carlton
The power of dance, Kevin Kavendish has it, as well as a job (haiku by Marisa) |
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Cat Food
When it comes to questions of diet and health kitty pleads the Fifth. |
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CBS
Please, CBS, make Jim Nantz stick to golf. He's too dull for other sports. |
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CBS
There are fans and there are superfans. And beyond them are the disturbed. |
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Celavita
The worst potatoes are the ones with eyes and legs. They get run over. |
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cell c
Arwen/Faramir could never be torn apart and neither will we |
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CFL
Ottawa's jersey has all the best qualities: soft, strong, absorbent |
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Chappy
A battle of wills over footwear's proper name: shoes or teddy bear? |
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Charal
Take a wild guess, y'all: Who's the fastest animal? It ain't the cheetah. |
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Chelsea Guitars
In America, first you get the axe skills, then you get the women |
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Chicago Town
Grawww! Graw graw graw graw! Graw graw graw! Graw graw graw graw! Graw graw graw graw graw! |
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Chicken Licken
Where can I find a doctor who prescribes hot wings and popcorn chicken? |
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CIDFF
Woodmouse on the run Isn't that Leslie Nielsen on the voiceover? |
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Citroën
How much more German could he be? The answer is none. None more German. |
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CMT
Deliverance meets Delhi. Only thing missing is "squeal like a pig." |
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Coca-Cola
Even fictional employees love working at the Coke factory. |
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Coca-Cola
In opposition to popular opinion Coke does grow on trees |
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Coca-Cola
Kisses and snow in the happiness factory: Secret formula |
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Coca-Cola
Give a little love and it all comes back to you at least in Grand Theft |
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Coca-Cola
An old man resolves to carpe his last diems all because of Coke |
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Coca-Cola
I adore this spot So many stereotypes and such complete joy. |
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Coca-Cola
Kermit sang this too Froggie bought a coconut bought it for a dime |
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Coca-Cola
Pretty nice sendoff Getting shot out into space would be quite cool too. |
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Coca-Cola
Three-legged phenom scores on grotesque goalkeeper wins fame and cola |
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Color Line
Eat a lot of shrimp Play plenty of shuffleboard Forget your loved one(s). |
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Combos
When sick, eat Combos they've got pizza stuff in 'em good for what ails ya |
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CompUSA
I think it's likely Technology and Tron Guy have the same tailor. |
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Comviq
Remember, cheaters: set your cell phones to silent before hubby comes home |
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Coors Light
My award for best original song goes to the Silver Bullet. |
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Coppertone
Ain't nothing like a day at the beach for grilling up belly-broiled steak. |
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COTSF
If you can smell this, you're too close. Seriously, quit your tailgating. |
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Croix Rouge
Like soup and sandwich Nick Drake and old folks seem to go well together |
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Cybercity
Slo-mo posse shots transfigure the prosaic into the epic |
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Daihatsu
So close yet so far Montague and Capulet seek a backseat tryst |
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Dairy Belle
In my happy place Me, the kitchen and sliced cheese Best friends forever. (haiku by Megan) |
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Dairy Queen
Strangely, this does not make me want a Blizzard. But I do want brownie mix. |
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Daiwa House
Dracula's fond of blonde Victorian maidens and prefab houses |
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Dakara
This is utterly incomprehensible but so enjoyable |
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Dakara
Sometimes good guys don't wear white; sometimes they challenge you to a pee fight |
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Dakara
Multiple viewings make this no less confusing. Trust me, I have tried. |
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Dallas Stars
With this vehicle "Thirty minutes or it's free" is a real problem. |
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Danish Poultry
Nothing eases a hangover like a frozen chicken on the head |
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Dialog Forum Chemie
I haven't done this, but I did do something close. GT'ed nude. So huge. |
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Diet Pepsi
You are crazy if you think this hasn't changed the way I use my walk. |
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Diet Pepsi
The original Cindy Pepsi ad was the first I really loved |
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Disco Fever
For this night watchman in tight shorts, every day is Village People Day. |
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Disco Fever
I kind of suspect this guy has a Diana Ross poster at home. |
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Discovery
I'm not a warm and fuzzy guy. This makes me want to hug everyone. (haiku by Mike) |
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Disney
I'd like to see Rex and Brian rehearsing this. Well, maybe not Rex. |
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Dominion
My brother used to work here; he wore a pin that said We're Fresh Obsessed. |
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Dorimundo
Imagine would have been lyrically more fitting but not musically |
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Dos Equis
Why does the advice of this most interesting man fill me with cold fear? |
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Double Take
Just for the record, the world's longest moustache is twelve point five feet long |
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Dr. Pepper
Now this commercial is one of the very best It's pert near perfect. |
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Drumstick
drumstick crunch chorus multiplied by a hundred perfect summer day |
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Dulcolax
Say goodbye, children. Mom's leaving and she won't be back for quite some time. |
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Durex
Do you think that the songwriters are miffed their tune is plugging plugging? |
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Durex
As Kurt would say, it appeals to the heart for the bestiality. |
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Dutch Fire Brigade
When your only tool is a hose, every problem looks like a fire |
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dvdpost
So that's where he's been Playing piano alone and renting movies |
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ebay
It's Mel! Again! This time, she's threatening a stuffed animal with fruit. |
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Ebay
True happiness comes through the acquisition of material goods (haiku by the Antibuddha) |
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eBay
Unabashedly sweet, yet not so saccharine as to spoil it all |
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egg
Who wants a husband? You can purchase one here at naught percent interest. |
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Elion
This cottage has it all: sauna, coffeemaker, and ur-VCR. |
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Emerald Nuts
Luckily for Jim a Minotaur didn't show and tear his head off. |
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Emerald Nuts
Everybody loves networking under the stairs keep Goulet away (haiku by Ben) |
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Energizer
Ah, good old-fashioned ethnic stereotyping. Still, I can't not laugh. |
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Epuron
Mystery giant roams the town, wreaking mischief, seeking attention |
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ESPN
Sausage makers don't sell themselves. It takes moxie and the gift of gab. |
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ESPN
Ten sports cliches in thirty seconds. That must be some sort of record. |
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ESPN
Best part about this is that it's true. This is no mockumentary |
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ESPN
When did tees over long-sleeves become popular? I'll guess ninety-four. |
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ESPN
Last time they did that was for Keith Olbermann's warm, newly empty chair (haiku by the Doc) |
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ESPN
The best games are they simplest. Which is why I can't wait to play horseballs |
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ESPN
Artificial turf is the bane of athletes and sportscasters alike. |
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ESPN
Underwear, grime, soup: do whatever it takes to keep a streak alive |
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ESPN
Nascarites always fall for the classic "Shampoo Question" distraction. |
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ESPN
This is one wave they don't teach you a lot about in physics classes. |
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ESPN
Where did we come from? What is the meaning of life? And who is on first? |
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ESPN
You'd lollygag too if you tried to play ball at Peter Gammons' age. |
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ESPN
Answers do not just appear out of nowhere like cylons. They are born. |
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etrade
Nineteen ninety-nine limitless optimism clueless investors |
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etrade
No experience? No references? No problem. We hire everyone. |
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Eurotel
Lucky humanoid. He can shift his gaze without rotating his head. |
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Excess
Like Goblet of Fire a deft portrait of what it's like to be fourteen |
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Fakta
Testing a new arm. Might want to stand back a bit. It's a mite glitchy. |
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Fakta
Grocery labyrinth A maze of shifting false walls Ye shall never leave |
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Falcon
The Falcon's thickness is something that will bring us harmony and peace. (haiku by Mike) |
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Familiprix
Familiprix aids the clumsy and constipated in their hours of need |
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Familiprix
I wish I lived in la belle province so that dude could come to my house (haiku by Anne) |
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Familiprix
This is the very first Familiprix ad I saw. The rest is history. |
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Familiprix
There is a new phrase in my daily lexicon Thanks Familiprix |
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Familiprix
Soon I'll be this bald I'll be him for Hallowe'en when I'm thirty-one |
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Familiprix
Have penis problems? Can't get it up? Need condoms? Familiprix can help. |
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Familiprix
Familiprix ads are (save poutine) my favorite produit du Quebec |
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Familiprix
Familiprix knows the wellspring of comedy is other people's pain |
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Fandango
Resolved: I will post all ads that inspire a Rob Cockerham costume. |
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Fanta
Eight spitters agree: Fanta Light isn't that good. Perhaps they'll like Zed. |
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Fedex
Mass conservation without laws for mass transport is still a black box |
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FedEx Kinkos
English makes no sense Phoenix phonics Pahoenicks should all sound the same. |
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Fight Network
In a parking lot someone's looking for a fight without much success |
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Fisher Price
In defense of the driver, this car does have a pretty short rear end |
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fivedvd.com
Holy musk oxen! That is one big hairy beast. A good actor, too. |
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Focus Dailies
Makeout music on Look of love by candlelight Drop the fondue, man. |
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Folgers
Sleep when you are dead Folgers helps you tolerate if you are on crack (haiku by Leslie) |
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Foot Locker
All that glitters is not gold; likewise all that glows is not a sneaker |
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Ford
Do engineers still design model cars in the medium of clay? |
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Ford
Baby gorilla tests the limits of papa gorilla's patience. |
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Frank
when perfect sunsets and ice cold ginger and limes just aren't enough |
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Fresh Up
Even the smallest accomplishment merits a refreshing reward |
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Fristads
Some recluses lack a zest for remodeling. Not Jacky Vemond. |
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Frosties
It's crouching tiger hidden balding fat man who thinks he's a tiger |
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FSN
I felt like this too when Tim Horton's stopped making huge walnut crunches |
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FSN
Pinchy lobsters, jammed fingers, and scalded skin are but small irritants |
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FSN
Televised hockey, like that which doesn't kill you, just makes you stronger |
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Gamechannel
Problem with gravestones: you only get one chance to say something funny. |
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Gap
Problem with Daft Punk: I'm never high enough to appreciate them |
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Gap
Will was born to be forever in blue jeans and to ape Neil Diamond |
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Garmin
Lost? Feeling like a stranger in a strange, strange land? Garmin gets you home. |
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Gatorade
coach bruce arena's shirt was soaked from tears, never gatorade showers (haiku by Jon) |
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Gatorade
The boys over at whatifsports just creamed their pants. Here's their dream come true. |
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Gatorade
Most of my (male) friends react with slack-jawed shock the first time they see this |
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Geico
Even therapists can't see past the sloping brow and abundant hair |
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Geico
Though a bit touchy Neanderthals have rights too Don't discriminate. |
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Geico
This tiny house is more than a little awesome I'd watch this show. |
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Glassons
Well, that did its job. I am convinced; I want one. The girl, not the shirt. |
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Glassons
Babes like what they see; something perky this way comes in other babes' shirts |
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GM
Arm makes one mistake forced into retirement never recovers |
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Golden Cap
Them sirens done loved up Pete and turned him into a broken bottle |
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Golden Cap
small passions distract; the astronaut misses his date with destiny (haiku by Jerry) |
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Group Health
naked on the job good for lifeguards, maybe not for marketing (haiku by Aimee and Nick) |
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Guinness
More than dominos topple like dominos in this Andean town |
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Guinness
You're wrong if you think Pilgrim feels threatend by some drunken Irish lout |
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Guinness
This won the Grand Prix. Wrongly, I think. Sure, it's good, but it ain't that good. |
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Guinness
Kiss me, I'm Irish And I want those pajamas with the green clover. |
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Guld
By the look of things northern Sweden shares much with northern New Hampshire |
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Gule Sider
Say you're a lady. If I were a carpenter would you kidnap me? |
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H2
Worst mileage ever But this ad made me love it I want an H2 |
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H3
These grown men, rugrats, scurrying, scampering, free! Nothing like H3. (haiku by Jean) |
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H3
Godzilla-Robot is this year's oddest, sweetest couple. I love them. |
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H3
Goldilocks couldn't stand those affluent Three Bears. So she stole their car. |
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H&M
Say it in song: your genitals will never be natural to me |
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Hahn
While I want to know the perfect music for my beer, Hahn's too fragile. (haiku by Mike) |
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Hansaplast
That's adorable It's not March of the Penguins But it's still damn cute. |
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HBA
On life's branching tree, some descended from monkeys and some from beavers |
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Head and Shoulders
My boy Lollipop's head and shoulders point of view is pure happiness |
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Hearing Foundation of Canada
If I wrecked a hot coworker, I'd probably tell everyone too. (haiku by Mike) |
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Heineken
Heineken tastes as bad as eleven naked men around me feels. (haiku by Mike) |
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Heineken
I'd like to give the world a Heineken and watch it say, "Um, no thanks." |
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Heineken
Have a Rolling Rock. Oh wait, it's a Heineken. Well, you know, same thing. |
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Heineken
A Heineken, please. And I'd like the whole can, too. But not that much can. |
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Heineken
We don't know for sure what openers dream of, but we know they do dream. |
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Helsinki
He's telling the world: this little sparrow is amped and ready to rock |
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Hilfswerk
It's a problem when kitty's waist circumference dwarfs your children's heads (haiku by Megan) |
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Holiday Inn
Cal takes it in stride when ignorance meets greatness. Virtuous patience. |
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Holiday Inn
And on top of that every night I washed my mouth out with soda. |
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Holiday Inn
Walls are paper thin There's a moaning man next door I prefer the whale (haiku by Christian) |
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Holiday Inn
In a hotel room waiting for a quiet quack saying "you've got mail" |
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Homechoice
On a dolphin cruise Jim has one thing on his mind and it's not dolphins |
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Honda
Old Rube would be proud; this Goldberg variation is simply brilliant |
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Honda
What is the "it" that he couldn't have put better? I just don't get it. |
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Honda
My friend in high school claimed to have been raised by wolves His folks disagreed. |
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Honda
Isn't it just bliss when an advert goes like this? High marks to Honda. |
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hotels.com
The littlest gifts make the biggest impressions. Color him bought off. |
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howrealtorshelp.ca
Sure, realtors know all about taxes, but can they flex their pecs like this? |
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HP
Keys to a good steak: a high voltage barbeque and a marinade |
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HSBC
Koko in the mist picks her nose and wolfs it down. Smart but lacks manners. |
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Ideacast
He's looking for Ted aged eighteen to thirty-five enjoys sports, shaving |
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Ikea
The perfect present for a girl carrying a yepsen of water |
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Ikea
Sneaking into an Ikea sale in a horse costume makes sense, yes? (haiku by Wooie) |
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Ikea
this misplaced sadness for inanimate objects; crazy or human? (haiku by Jerry) |
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Ikea
Armchair, clock, knickknacks, cutlery; they all scream out: this house is boring. |
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Ikea
Rugs like these also come with giant cardboard tubes which pretty much rock. |
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Ikea
Not so good with kids but great with gold turtlenecks and purple couches |
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Ikea
You should see Billy's face light up for the sale at Bed Bath and Beyond |
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Ikea
This still twenty five? It's not what it used to be. Now it's squeaky clean. (haiku by Megan) |
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Iltalehti
Each time I watch this I ask myself the same thing: Is that guy Steve Nash? |
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ING
What you don't see next is the guy krazy-gluing a wig to his scalp |
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Inlingua
Of the things of which it doesn't get much better than, this is among. |
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Interflora
Do I forgive the whirling, twirling disco mom? With the cheapest blooms... (haiku by Christina) |
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Ipod
Half-Yank, half-Canuck Lil' Ms. Feist and I are meant to be together. |
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Ipod
Kudos to Apple Recognizability is right off the charts. |
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Isenbeck
Take ballet lessons examine crotches up close and drink Isenbeck |
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Irn-Bru
Walking in the air with a magic snowman who lacks patience for brats |
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ITV
A streaker's life is much like yours and mine, just with extra nudity |
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ITV
Despite raising the boy for years, Pops still doesn't like him near the food. |
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ITV
Lawn bowling greens are simply irresistible to a true streaker |
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ITV
What would you do if a nude man started yakking at you at the wall? |
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Jägermeister
Pastel sweaters and sweater vests are very in season with this crowd. |
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jc
Appealing message: These jeans fit any cliché you could hope to be |
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JC Penney
Practical practice for stealthy shenanigans down in the basement |
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Jeep
Little Jeep skids through the cultural consciousness of our century |
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Jeep
One perfect soundtrack Ten shockingly badass storms One great commercial. |
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jetblue
Are jets and rockets the same thing? If so, then this is rocket science |
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Jimmy Dean
Parades draw clouds like jealous oxygen to flames. They just can't help it. |
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Jimmy Dean
When the moon's not full he's not only half empty he's also cranky |
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Jimmy Dean
Brainstorming sessions between Sun and Moon tend to be productive ones. |
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Jimmy Dean
Six out of seven G2V-class stars start their day with Jimmy Dean |
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John Lewis
Not all that funny But it always cheers me up Audio prozac. |
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John Smith's
Child-rearing advice: shunt fears with bigger fears, and save for therapy |
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John Smith's
No birds or bees or any other metaphors for his little girl |
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John Smith's
I'd like you to stay here, mum, but you know how the kids hate old people |
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Kadan
What's more annoying: the weeds or the weirdo who hassles the weeder? |
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Kaiser
Who said that sex in advertising is passé? Oh right, noboby. |
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Kaiser Permanente
Gather round people and admit that the tummies around you have grown |
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Kaupthing
Swishy money sign makes even the silliest work seem reasonable |
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Kaupthing
Looked it up: the ice isle really does have fewer people than Oakland. |
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KFC
At last my lunch has come along. My hungry noons are weirdly over. |
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Kimono
Did you say poker? I hardly even know her! Though that will change soon. |
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Kincho
To beat the Roaches exploit their weakness: Kincho. That, and the slider |
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Kincho
Excitable chefs take out their aggression on a giant cockroach |
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Kirin
Two dogs, united by love of citrus, in need of grapefruit goggles |
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Kit Kat
Nothing teases more than a squeaky toy you can paw at but can't bite |
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Kmart
Papa's buns take a trip down memory lane; his daughter's mortified. |
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Knorr
Like Ben and Arin and Best in Show's the Cabots these two both love soup |
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Kolumbus
A general wish: I'd like this genre to be spoofed more frequently. |
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Krolewskie
At what price freedom? Fake cats and dirty carpets buy a few hours. |
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Kunzler
Inspirational. Bacon, bacon, bacon! What? God bless you, Kunzler. |
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Kunzler
Hunter speaks through trees Has just one thing on his mind: Pronunciation. |
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L&P
Much to my chagrin My dad still has shorts like these He wears them pulled high |
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Lamb
Girl meets Boy, acts fool. Boy shares Girl's interests and voila, Boy meats Girl. (haiku by Mike) |
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Lamb
If this woman wore that fragrance, I swear to God I would marry her |
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Lamb
If you don't think that meat tastes better when it's young you can go get stuffed (haiku by Mike) |
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La Sexta
Bedridden old man's baby's coming back to him down the corridor |
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La Sexta
Trouble, can't you see that today of all days I have no time for you |
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La Tinka
He's just eleven identical rolls away from a perfect game |
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Lee
If you buy some Lee Jeans, you might find that they are right up your alley (haiku by Mike) |
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Leger
Star Trek's so silly Dude wouldn't need beaming up if he were Jedi. |
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Lekki
Lekki is so light It will yield surprisingly persistent floaters |
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Levi's
Far beyond just good. Levi's ads make merely great ads look terrible. |
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Levi's
This jeans girl is my fave in this year's crop of ads. She's super foxy. |
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Life Savers
Are candy halos a cause or consequence of angelic action? |
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Long John Silver's
This elocution instructor is no mere shrimp. He is a king prawn! |
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Lotto
At least the helmets and padding eliminate the need to yell "fore". |
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Lotto
Daffy Duck proved it And now Lotto confirms it: Fury is funny. |
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Lotto
Enjoy the simple enthusiasm of your wife while you still can |
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Lotto
If I were that rich I'd have urinals lining every corridor |
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Loyola Marymount
Basketball players: is there anything they don't know about laundry? |
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Lynx
hordes of amazons running and swimming your way next stop: orgytown |
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Lynx
This might be the best spot of two thousand and four Sweet, sexy, funny. |
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Lynx
No weird sea turtle courtship rituals allowed in the library |
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Mapa
This gives me a great idea for the next boring meeting I'm stuck in |
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Marie Curie Actions
LaB RaAt KINeTiCS ReAcTiON LiBeRaTiON ReSeArCH WITh Eu! (haiku by Marisa) |
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Marmite
This child has a gift. With practice he could be a fire extinguisher |
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Mastercard
These guys want two things: (1) fifteen seconds of fame (2) you back for good |
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Mastercard
Sad but true: here's the best work Homer's done in years. I miss good Simpsons. |
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Mastercard
Dogs often act up but it's hard to stay angry at something so cute. |
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Matsudaira
People in small flats shouldn't play golf; but if you must, shorten your swing |
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Matsuya
The lonesome surfer cruised the coast from beach to beach, always ironing. |
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McDonald's
This keeper would need go-go-gadget arms to save that penalty shot |
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Meijer
Each June at Meijer I buy eight dollar shades and bulk Reeses Pieces |
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Meijer
I am not kidding All year long I look forward to the Meijer trip |
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Menssen's
Legos make chunky Jedi and blocky Beatles Analog pixels |
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Mentos
If birds could really do this, there's a chance I'd get into birdwatching |
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Mercedes
Everybody knows thumbs up means "I want a ride." Except for this guy. |
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Mercedes
Go on, treat yourself Purchasing this product will bring you happiness |
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Mercedes
Sometimes, the success of an ad rests entirely on its choice of song. |
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MICF
I wonder what the maximum penalty is for mooning a cop. |
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MICF
With great humor comes great responsibility and sometimes beatings. |
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Migros
I'm psyched to be old Then it will be funny to Frighten small children. |
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Milk
Foiled by a girl armed only with a joystick and a slab of meat |
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Milk
The one gallon axe just got appended to my amazon wish list |
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Milk
P-Dough was a bit premature with that Hoo Hoo Should have checked the fridge |
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Milk
A small voice whispers: A throw of scissors is good but rock is better |
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Miller
Although Santa does like milk and cookies, sometimes he just wants a beer. |
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Miller Lite
By my calcs, we'd need 3 point 4 million people to span I-80 |
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Miller Lite
Great taste! Less filling! More fountains! Fewer blouses! Miller Lite catfight. |
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Mini
Just because you drive a Mini doesn't mean you're in bally England |
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Mini
A Mini heads out in search of a lost city. It doesn't take long. |
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Mitsubishi
Parties can't compete with a customized car bed and fresh pumpkin bread. |
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Molson
If he'd bought Labatt's instead, she'd have kicked him in the nuts and stormed off |
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Molson
Mike bangs Mrs. Boss Michael lands big promotion What's the real lesson? (haiku by Mike) |
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Molson
Imagine finding meat; I imagine I would leave the thing alone |
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Motorola
Rumor has it that Canon only got in because his dad's a Leica. |
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Motorola
M.U. houses so much diversity in one university. |
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Mountain Dew
It hurts to watch this. That's going to leave a mark. I bet he broke ribs. |
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Movistar
Sure he's a nerd, but Gerardo's duck impression cracks his uncle up. |
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Mr. Potato Head
I thought this would bomb but (now here is a surprise) my brother has one (haiku by Johnny) |
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MTN
Pattycaking, like herpes and The Black Plague, is super contagious. |
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MTV
Eighteen years later Pee-Wee Herman is lurking in a girl's closet. (haiku by Mike) |
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MTV
A living toupee drinking milk for breakfast and wriggling on your scalp. |
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MTV
Papa oh papa why did you leave me alone now I'm almost you (haiku by Drew) |
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MTV
When I was a lad every skit in French class concluded like this |
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Narvesen
Someday I want to live in a place where I can check on the reindeer |
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Narvesen
She'll worry more when the topless candy store's doors open for business |
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Nashua Mobile
Unlike her outfits Kournikova's court career was cut far too short. |
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Natural Gas
A panicked egg? Pshaw. Spontaneous egg-bursting is the mark of Zuul |
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NBA
Afros, Barons, and Chinese giants: a place where amazing happens |
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NBA
I'm not a Celtics fan, but I'm really happy KG got his ring |
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NCCRA
The self-test to check for risk of breast cancer has only one difference |
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Nestle
As the gumshoe says, we all have our weaknesses. His is ugly ties. |
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Nike
Like the Jeffersons this free-kicking Dutch phenom is movin' on up |
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Nike
You have to be three kinds of retarded to taunt Urlacher like that (haiku by Mike) |
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Nike
I just want to say it was an honor being tackled by you, sir. |
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Nike
Life turns crystal clear and upside down in a world with less gravity |
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Nike
All the great champs say: Losing feels a whole lot worse than winning feels good. |
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Nike
Business LeBron makes splashes in fashion circles not swimming pools |
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Nike
I've just met a girl named Maria, and she's got a vicious backhand. |
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Nike
Requiem for a Wildcat dream, played tragically on a hardwood stage. |
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Nike
How good is this team? A six-time all-star might be the worst player here. |
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Nike
Finally figured out who that suited guy is. Eric Cantona. |
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Nike
Sports Guy's not a fan but Vince can dunk over top of seven-footers |
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Nike
Stack does belong here. One year he averaged nearly thirty points per game |
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Nike
Un traceur du Belle takes on an angry chicken and barely escapes |
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Nike
Who et all the pies? There is your answer, right there. The More Go streaker. |
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Nike
Oft imitated never duplicated; he's basketball's Levi's |
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Nike
My fantasy team could use any of these guys even baby LeBron |
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Nike
I smile each time I hear her say, with perfect pitch, "Thursday is trash day." |
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Nike
Few things make me want to get up early and train. This is one of them. |
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Nike
This begs the question: how many syllables are in the word squirrel? |
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Nike
The only reason I watch any golf at all is to see him play |
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Nike
There have been better soccer ads before, but this is still pretty cool |
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Nike
It's true, cycling is just as dull as NASCAR, but Lance is just unreal. |
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Nike
Few athletes combine pure skill, charm, and ugliness like Ronaldinho. |
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Nike
The NBA is in good hands, but I still miss my main man Money. |
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Nike
This gives me goosebumps. And it raises the question: Who would switch sports best? |
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Nike
Back heel off the wall is now on my official list of things to learn. |
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Nike
It's a cute ad, but Enjoy The Weather, my ass. Biking in rain sucks. |
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Nintendo
Console prowess brings R-E-S-P-E-C-T like nothing else can |
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Nippon Paint
Her memories are as vivid and durable as that coat of paint |
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Nissan
The best commercials are the simplest. Oh, and boobs should be featured too. |
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Nissan
It's impolite, but everything sounds funnier when your mouth is full. |
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Nissin
Biker knows what to do with a hot engine block. Let's make some noodles! |
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Nissin
No, no, no, no, no! I just want some damn noodles! And some cleavage too. |
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Noah's
I am ninety-five percent sure that the singer is from Three Dead Trolls |
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Norvegia
Do all Norwegian kids wear neckerchiefs? Also, where are the Troggs now? |
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Norway's Crisps
This is exactly the type I want working in my crisps factory |
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Norway's Crisps
"My crisps factory" sounds vaguely euphemistic. Maybe I'll change that. |
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Ocean Spray
Models in undies lounging and stretching like cats hold my attention |
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Oddset
Deutsche and Dutchies really don't like each other. Even while driving. |
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Office Max
This made me want to go download Rubberband Man immediately |
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Office Max
He's a sad mascot His toy, his reason for joy is gone from its perch |
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Office Max
When all hope is gone mourning turns to bitterness and work holds no cheer. |
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Oilheat
Sterilization is really big in this house. That child will be warped. |
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Old Spice
Fill me in: What's the difference between shampoo and hair and body wash? |
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Old Spice
"It" isn't armchairs or blazers or sailboats or really long paintings |
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Olympus
Life's simpler now: court painters used to be killed for blunders like this one |
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Omo
I'm taking the ball and I am going to score. Best athlete ever. |
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Once
Another reason to learn Spanish; yet one more song I want to sing |
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oni
I felt just like this when my motherboard bit it Spent all week at work. |
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Ontario
Strangers wearing robes, like Greeks bearing gifts, are both to be bewared of |
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Orange
Mena's first role was in: Death of a Cheerleader You can look it up. (haiku by Luke) |
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Orange
This is quite clever but what really sold me was "menu asterisk" |
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orange
Sucks. Is that Elvish for wonderful? Hobbit has left the precious food! |
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Osteo Biflex
It's not groundbreaking or crazy or in your face but it cracks me up. |
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Oxfam
the bulging eyes and giant buck teeth scream: buy these cutie patooties (haiku by Megan) |
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Oxygen
I can't tell if we're supposed to sympathize with the guys or the girls. |
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Pacifico
Come, you wicked wind, bring it. You'll never reach me in my cenote. |
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Pampers
Doesn't that only teach a baby that crying will solve his problems? |
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pandarescue.org
Look, the orcas are playing with the baby seals... playing with their teeth |
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Parque de la Costa
Edvard Munch, if he were still alive, would really love the Boomerang |
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Pedigree
A dog's nose twitches and it leaves me in stitches They're pretty cute, too. |
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Pepsi
ecce! Pepsi est: cuius est hoc prandium? ego Spartacus. (haiku by Megan) |
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Petco
Poochie clad in plaid can't get enough of himself. Sweaters make the dog. |
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Petronas
Young Tan, so in love wins this year's championship for supercuteness |
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Peugeot
When tomorrow seems like a thousand years off, sculpt yourself a mud car |
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Peugeot
Terrible thing, shame. Why can't this feeling leave me and just fade away? |
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Peugeot
his car is no more it's been crushed into a cube but he still loves it |
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Peugeot
Every sculptor needs help from an elephant for auto body work |
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Phat Phish
What is their number? I'd love to stay on the line For their hold music. |
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Phones 4 U
The non-guitarist looks like a young Cat Stevens Who are these two guys? |
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Pink Batts
pinkbatts keeps you warm you won't want to leave your house creepy furry pink (haiku by Leslie) |
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Plaisirs Gastronomiques
Everything tastes best when it comes out of a hole. Donut holes, fried mice... (haiku by the Doc) |
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Planters
The fastest way to a man's heart is not through his stomach but his nose |
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playpark.com
dance, motherfuckers how much clearer can we be? bop, shake, thrust, move, DANCE!!!! (haiku by Anya) |
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Politiken
what a grand culture where feminist gay bullshit can sell newspapers (haiku by Brent) |
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Post Office
Gift delivery by chimney isn't easy even for Santa |
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Pot Noodle
pot noodles unearthed in a welsh mining village I'd rather eat coal (haiku by Gareth) |
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Pot Noodle
Noodle tectonics at last unifies Welsh and Italian cuisine. |
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powered.com
borrow your network I hear there's data in there look at your data (haiku by Ben) |
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pride.ch
Everybody's got his eye on something on or around the tractor. |
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Pringles
That dog must be pissed That's the one spot it can't lick off delicious grease |
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Proximus
Sing for your supper? Not at this table. Here your supper sings for you. |
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PS2
Hear that? The sound of victory is the same for racing and eating. |
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Playstation 2
He's an arrogant gourmand with a special taste for electronics. |
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Puntomatic
Next stop, off-off-off off-off-off-off-off-off-off off-off-off Broadway. |
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Quilmes
Where is everyone? Why do they hide? Is the world one big matchmaker? |
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Quizno's
This ad for Quizno's is juvenile and brilliant like Gauss in his youth |
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QXL
Frustrated old friend, why bid for technology? Olaf understood. (haiku by Jerry) |
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Radio 4
It's a little-known fact that Norse traffic cops are suckers for Whitney. |
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Radio Donna
My youth was like this Doofus clothes, thwarted crushes No ogresses, though. |
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Rai
Isolation turns imagination into prime entertainment. |
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Red Stripe
the lamp needs to learn how to drink responsibly. poor little flower. (haiku by Peter) |
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Red Stripe
Foot molestation hooray island libation pedal rot remains (haiku by Mike) |
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Red Stripe
Even ugly men become beautiful when they're holding a Red Stripe. |
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Red Stripe
It makes me wonder, though, how beer would do as a fabric softener |
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Reebok
Office linebacker Terry Tate is an icon. Not to be messed with. |
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Remington
If your hair is straight you will get princess treatment pigsty hair, no love (haiku by Leslie) |
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Remington
"Smooth as a man's ass after a barbershop stop" doesn't sound quite right |
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Renault
You're in love? I know. I can tell by the petals shooting from your mouth. |
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Renault
Sans conteste the best sur cette planète c'est la baguette |